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Stinky Badge

Thursday, November 4th, 2004

I took the dog out this morning for her brisk walk just like every other morning. She went #1 right away, so I decided to take her for a little more of a walk before I put her in the car. We travel for a little bit then she starts to go #2. She never goes #2 on our morning walks. I pull out one of my blue baggies from the handy disepencer I have attached to her leash. I bend down to scoop up the present she made me and WACK! :angry: My name badge goes right into the steaming pile. Thoroughly grossed out I grab my badge with one hand and the baggy with the other. I make a line straight for the trash can to deposit the present and then I run for the house. I took a Clorox disinfecting wipe and cleaned my badge really good. Still grosses me out to think about it though. :crazy: