Denise Richards

My father, who has long been a fan of Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels, is now hooked on a new reality show – the Denise Richards show.  Yes, Denise Richards as in Charlie Sheen’s ex.  So Saturday he calls me, “Quick turn on the Denise Richard’s show!”  I can hear my Mom asking him why he is telling me to turn on the show as he starts explaining that she was in a workout outfit and seemed to be on the phone trying to locate “The FIRM”.  Naturally Dad phones me up to tell me that Denise Richards is doing the same workouts that I hold so near and dear.  Well she didn’t ask for the FIRM, she asked for pig sperm.  Apparently she had a female pig she thought would make a great Mom and wanted to try to impregnate her.  Mom just couldn’t understand why my father was calling to tell me Denise Richards needed pig sperm, lol.

4 Responses to “Denise Richards”

  1. KingHade Says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha, thats one of the funniest stories I have read online in a while!

  2. Marcy Says:

    Oh my gawd HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA ROFLMAO! I’ve been meaning to catch her show! Is it trashy? Cause I love me some trash tv LOL

  3. JMom Says:

    Ok, that is so funny!!!!!

  4. Jeff Says:

    Ha ha! Just a bit different.

    (Love the Gene Simmons show, too.)

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